[ShipWreck]

 

[Adosh]

(in asian voice)
"new secret warrior program operation kung fu panda in full effect"

"stupid Americans have no chance"

 

[usmcss77]

Recruiting poster with mascot " Andy Panda "
" Not just an adventure, but a full time job at the zoo "

 

[Texas Armadillo]

With all the Chinese Astronauts going AWOL just hours before the next planned flight, the Chinese military was forced to raid a local zoo to conscript a Panda bear to take the ride.

 

[dtheman]

"...While carrying the ceremony's panda is always an honor and a privilege to the Chinese soldiers, cleaning out the sh*t tray is neither."

 

[tiawah466]

"Look Sarge, We got lunch while we were out"

 

[Erica_the_Red]

Said in panda voice, "oh damn...the sheep must have gotten away. Anybody got any KY Jelly?!?!"

 

[Adosh]

aww thats wrong hahaha

i drove by a panda express today and chuckled

 

[ShipWreck]

i drove by a panda express today and chuckled

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[BreakerDave]

 

[devildoc]

To compete with the popular Japanese sushe, the Chinese test there new "happy meal" ingredient during the Beijing Olympics games.