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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority (MTA) found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis, it was noted that varying colors of paint appeared on the birds' beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues, it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah!", not a single one could shout "Truck!" :?
 

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Thought this was going to be a thread about SHOOTING crows. I have a standing $20 bet with my 15 year old that he will NEVER be able to shoot a crow. I hope to lose $20 someday....
 

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I thought it was about the CROWS weapon system :/ was hopin to see some jihadis gettin torn open by .50 bmg fire.
 

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Lol!!!
 
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