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If you enjoy reading, I have six issues of Guns & Ammo magazine that need a good home.

Sept 2007 Featuring the M&P .45
Oct 2007 HK P30
Dec 2007 SIG 210 and Ruger Compact Magnum Ammo
June 2008 Barret M82 .50
July 2008 Ruger LCP
Aug 2008 SA XD-M

Anyone can enter, all you have to do is post a Texas Aggie joke!

I'll pick a winner from the hat next week sometime.
 

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Texas Armadillo said:
If you enjoy reading, I have six issues of Guns & Ammo magazine that need a good home.

Anyone can enter, all you have to do is post a Texas Aggie joke!
What is a Texas Aggie Joke?
 

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iCeMaN said:
Texas Armadillo said:
If you enjoy reading, I have six issues of Guns & Ammo magazine that need a good home.

Anyone can enter, all you have to do is post a Texas Aggie joke!
What is a Texas Aggie Joke?
... such as "There are three kinds of Aggies. Those who can count, and those who can't."


Aggies are A&M students and alumni.
 

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Why does the stadium at College Station have Astroturf?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during halftime.
 

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Three high-steel workers were sitting on the eightieth floor of a new
high-rise under construction. One was Hispanic, one Irish and the third
an Aggie.

The Hispanic opened his lunch pale and exclaimed, “Burritos again.
I can’t believe it, dad after day my wife makes me nothing but
burritos for lunch. If I see one more burrito I’ll jump off this
building.”

The Irish man opened his lunch pale and moaned, “Irish stew again.
Is that all that woman of mine can cook? Day after day it’s stew for
lunch. If I see one more bowl of stew I’ll jump off this building too.”

The Aggie opened his lunch sack and cried, “Bologna again! I’m so
sick of bologna I could puke. If I get one more bologna sandwich for lunch
I’m going to do a swan dive off this building myself.”

Lunch the next day rolled around and low and behold the Hispanic fellows
worst nightmare came true. “Another burrito!” he wailed as he flung
himself from the building.

“Stew again!” cried the Irishman as he stepped off the edge.

“Not bologna again!” yelled the Aggie as he dove over the edge.

The funeral was arranged so that all three friends could have
services together. The Hispanic man’s wife bawled, “If only I knew
he was so tired of burritos I could have made him something else.
Enchiladas, tacos or anything he would have wanted.

“My poor darling,” cried the Irish wife. “I never knew he was so fed up
with stew. If only he would have opened himself up to me and said
something. I could have made him corned beef and cabbages or
shepherd’s pie.”

“Well,” said the Aggie’s wife. “Don’t look at me. He packed his own lunch.”
 

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Holy Crap... Sorry. I have been having a little ordeal going on at home and completely forgot about this. Last chance for jokes, I'll pick tomorrow. :oops:
 

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raggededge is the big winner :D

PM me your address and I'll send these over to you.
 

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I want FN gear!!!!
 
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