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All these stupid warning labels we see now a days are because some got sued and tried to make a buck.
Here are a few stupid warning labels:

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On Starbucks Hot Coffe Cup:
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On Sears Hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like other soap.

On a can of Pepper Spray:
May irritate eyes

On Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of box) Do not turn upside down.

On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems

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What other stupid ones have you guys seen?
 

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Adosh said:
i gotta call "bs" on that one

On a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Husqvarna chainsaw is what I've been told. I will have to head to Lowes later this weekend to check myself and laugh my ars off if its still there. :-D
 

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Being a medical guy I have to tell you'll one that really happens and for the life of me I don't understand why.

Ok, on a suppository, (they are packaged in a heavy aluminum so they don't dry out) It states: Warning-remove suppsitory from metal container PRIOR to inserting in rectum. LOL

I can't tell you the number of people that didn't read this warning but after working in the ER for 4 years, I can tell you it's a butt load.
 

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tq if thats true.. wow.. im gonna hafta paypal you a beer or something

and i pity the fool who put a suppository tube in their bum.. hahaha
 

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The sad thing is that people have probably tried all the stupid things put on the warning labels, thus the need for them.
 

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Being a medical guy I have to tell you'll one that really happens and for the life of me I don't understand why.

Ok, on a suppository, (they are packaged in a heavy aluminum so they don't dry out) It states: Warning-remove suppsitory from metal container PRIOR to inserting in rectum. LOL

I can't tell you the number of people that didn't read this warning but after working in the ER for 4 years, I can tell you it's a butt load.
Yup, the funny part is that some people just don't know where they go. You would be surprised to find out how many people try to swallow them. :lol:
 
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