[Texas Armadillo]

This is an old joke that has been updated to fit this election.

BEING RETIRED

Working people frequently ask retired people what we do to make our
days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown to go to the newsstand
for the Wall Street Journal so I could track my investments. I was only in
there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing
out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, don't you have anything better to do
than write a retired person a ticket? Why aren't you out chasing crooks or
child Molesters...that's out of your league, obviously!!!

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him 'Barney Fife'.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third Ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care... I came downtown on the bus. The car that
he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'OBAMA in '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

 

[SONYtec]

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