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This is an old joke that has been updated to fit this election. :D


Working people frequently ask retired people what we do to make our
days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown to go to the newsstand
for the Wall Street Journal so I could track my investments. I was only in
there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing
out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, don't you have anything better to do
than write a retired person a ticket? Why aren't you out chasing crooks or
child Molesters...that's out of your league, obviously!!!

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him 'Barney Fife'.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third Ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care... I came downtown on the bus. The car that
he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'OBAMA in '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

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